So, every time I try to sell a bike I get allot of questions and Im cool with that! but with this whole "cafe" craze as of late there are allot of kooks out there and its got to be a bit more annoying than ever before, so I would would like to just put it out there and say:
To the Guy that offered me $2500 fucking dollars for my Triumph, you know who you are -
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| Mr Cleaver Hates You |
To the Guy who wants me to tell you where and how I made or bought everything because they were thinking of doing the exact same thing before they even saw my bike -
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| Mickey Mouse Hates You |
To the Guy that uses Bro, Dude and Brotha in every sentence in an email just so you know he is down and he knows what up in the "now"... right "fellow rocker to another rocker" -
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| Brothas Hate You |
To the guy that likes to play innocent but will not stop emailing over and over acting as though he's your friend but in reality trying to suck info like a Jehovah Witness -
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| Jesus Hates You |
To the guy that wants you to work on his bike and emails one line questions over and over then finally asks for your phone number but never calls -
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| Weird Santa Hates you |
To the guy that calls and lies and tells you that he has a particular bike that he wants you to customize but you soon realize he hasnt even purchased it yet -
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| Our Crappy President Hates You |
Last but not least, the guy who saw your bike and emails letting you know he has always wanted to build a bike just like yours. But instead of paying you to build him one he says that he wants to replicate your bike to the tee and he wants to do it himself, so he asks if you could give him pointers along the way and help him find the parts that took you over a year to find yourself or make - you know, so he can do it himself -
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| The Original Greats HATE you |