Now, here is something that could save the world...
When I was a kid all I wanted was a BB gun for Xmas. The weird thing was is that since I was eight I was allowed to have rifles and hand guns for hunting with the family but I was not allowed to have a BB gun. Matter of fact til this day I have never owned one - lol
Anyhow, I cant remember what age I was, pretty damned young but man I made it a point to ask Santa, Grandma, neighbors aunt and uncles, mom, Dad, Jesus etc... and anyone else that I thought would listen that I wanted a BB Gun for Xmas. Well the day came, I jumped out of bed to find this Green thing under the tree. I actually wore out my Big Wheel wheels so I would of been stoked if it were a big wheel but instead I got this Green contraption of stupidity.
Like all Xmases I had to take a bath and hang with the family a bit before getting to play with my new shit. Once I was able to go outside this green machine thing was pushed upon me to ride, I was not too stoked, matter of fact I was fucking bummed but I went ahead and gave it a spin in order to rest my mothers feelings.
The minute I went down the driveway, yanked it to the left, pulling a perfect 360 and continued on like the racer I thought I was, I realized one thing and one thing only - Big Wheels were DUMB and Green Machines were the Greatest thing ever invented. Not only were the Big Wheels slower, they couldn't spin on a dime and take corners even remotely like a Green Machine could.
I guess that Green Machine got my head out of the BB Gun phase and got me into going fast down hills and such. Next was the soap box derby cars that would disintegrate before getting to the bottom of the hill with rope steering wheels and a stick for a brake, to BMX racing, skateboarding, small mini bikes, then to real motorcycles.
At the time I am sure if my mom knew what she started Im sure I would have gotten a BB gun.






































